Tuesday, November 02, 2004

yadda yadda yadda...

This is the comment I posted in Nic's blog, with no apparent logic.

Livingmonolith said...
hey, try this: add 2 cups of coke with 1/2 a cup of seven up. then add a pinch of salt. next, put 2 tablespoon of chicken rendang curry followed by 2 cups of dairy milk. tear an A4 paper into 14 pieces and throw them into the mixture and let it blend. next, take 2 plates and drop them onto the floor until they break. take the broom and sweep the floor clean. then filter your mixture and boil it from 1 bowl into 3 bowls of liquid. keep the fire steady and remember to put the pot's lid in the livingroom while you're boiling it.

p/s: if you're still alive after drinking it, contact me.
3:03 PM


You know, once in a while, I tend to do or say something ridiculous just for the sake of it. I don't know, maybe I'm just too much of a depressed jumbo mumbo complicated rascal with some refridgerator for a brain. I swear I don't know what the last sentence meant. Whatever. Well, with my kind of life, sometimes you need this kind of humour to keep yourself sane and know you're still inhaling oxygen.

Yeah, I know I crap a lot, forgive me for doing so, because I believe you'd rather have a crappy friend than have a big tree as a friend, right? Hahaha... cheers and be thankful of everything in life, my friends. Life's pretty ok so far, ain't it? It's wonderful to feel alive, so instead of mumbling and rambling of shortcomings in life, let us celebrate for the fact that we are still alive. Salvage the moment and BE ALIVE!!!

p/s: I am not drunk.

7 comments:

Jr. said...

I wonder when did you start to realise that you make a hell lot of crap most of the time. But it's ok, guess we do need you to keep our insane side going for a little bit more before it breaks down soon in the future.

But until then, i am willing to take the risk and be sitting next to your rocking boat even if it means drowning me with your jokes. See, that's what friends are for... my sacrifice for this friendship is way too noble...

Anonymous said...

I am not convinced that you are not drunk. But like you care... -100-

Livingmonolith said...

whoa, those are really comforting thoughts from you guys. i'm touched, really. i think i'm gonna go squat at the corner in the bathroom facing the wall and cry my pretty eyes out. while i'm still sober.

tomatoinc said...

do u ever go un-sober? hehehe...keep up the craps man...we need some craps to keep the rest of us sane.

Livingmonolith said...

dude, i'm officially known as the planet-saving superhero 'mr sober man' where i save your puny human asses with my soberness. you guys should be thanking me that your butts are still attached. bwahahahaha...

Lavender said...

nice!! jason rocks~!!! hehe.. having you around sure wun get bored wan.. hehe ;) stay crappy~!! haahahha

Livingmonolith said...

wow, choy yee just came back after being dead for months!!! this is so frightening i feel like peeing. excuse me, i need to go to the washroom.